Yeah, I'm aware. All right. Fine. I'm in a good enough mood to agree with that... And if it is done, you'll worry the entire time, anyway. Won't that be hilarious?
[ Well, he already decided he's going to win. He'll take Alan's body for a bit, too. It'll be great. Not quite the perfect victory, but something close to it.
Scratch drums his fingers, thinks, and adds: ]
And hey! Despite how horrifying my thinking and feelings are, you're able to understand them. It's just how it is, right?
[ Alan is entirely skeptical this will ever play out. It isn't horror unless the horror turns out to be what a being like that would do in love when Alan himself is willing to die for it. This entire bet might come back to torment him. ]
You can control what gets pulled away, you son of a bitch? That went without saying, I thought. Yes. If I can't remember how you got there, I wouldn't count it as a win.
I mean, sometimes. Most of the time, it's just taking what I can to impede progress and not knowing what I snatched. But you might feel excited and relieved. "Oh, look at this new wonderful development. Life's gonna turn around now."
You're just taking and not realizing when you've stolen something important to me? I'm going to fucking kill you. No, I'll be paranoid at the development and think something's deeply wrong.
Oh, come on. Which would you rather have: specific or a snatch-and-grab? I am thinking of you here, buddy. I can't just have everything be easy for you.
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Date: 2024-02-29 01:03 am (UTC)Since when?
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Date: 2024-02-29 01:56 am (UTC)Since never. I didn't say that.
I might kill for love without hesitation.
I'm saying I wouldn't like it if you forced me to do it for fun.
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Date: 2024-02-29 02:05 am (UTC)All right.
Fine.
I'm in a good enough mood to agree with that...
And if it is done, you'll worry the entire time, anyway.
Won't that be hilarious?
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Date: 2024-03-01 08:44 pm (UTC)Good luck.
Thank you.
Uh-huh. Sure. SO hilarious. I'm laughing already.
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Date: 2024-03-02 01:12 am (UTC)Means a lot you wish me luck.
Don't worry.
When I get that body, we'll be laughing up a storm.
Having a great time.
Zero murders.
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Date: 2024-03-02 02:32 am (UTC)I'm not worried.
Oh, I'll be laughing? Okay then. Go wild.
Better be zero.
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Date: 2024-03-02 03:27 am (UTC)Sure, you're not.
It will be, it will be.
I just want you to be anxious about it.
Nothing wrong with that, is there?
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Date: 2024-03-02 06:45 am (UTC)Someone more.
I don't know.
Fuck off. I just want to see you get emotionally distraught.
There's plenty wrong with you wanting me to be anxious but okay.
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Date: 2024-03-03 12:41 am (UTC)Glad we can be honest with each other.
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Date: 2024-03-03 12:54 am (UTC)Scratch drums his fingers, thinks, and adds: ]
And hey!
Despite how horrifying my thinking and feelings are, you're able to understand them.
It's just how it is, right?
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Date: 2024-03-04 01:22 am (UTC)[ Alan is entirely skeptical this will ever play out. It isn't horror unless the horror turns out to be what a being like that would do in love when Alan himself is willing to die for it. This entire bet might come back to torment him. ]
Not because I want to.
Right...
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Date: 2024-03-04 02:56 am (UTC)When have I ever lied?
I might be the only person that's never lied to you.
[ Wait, he's remembering the second half of his little bet. Right. Person has to also love him, or something. Hm. ]
It washes over and you take it.
Okay, got it, got it.
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Date: 2024-03-04 05:24 am (UTC)I meant on my end though. My honesty.
[ What is he getting? He’s calling back to earlier in this conversation. ]
You’re a bit of an open book to me.
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Date: 2024-03-05 01:45 am (UTC)And I'm probably one of the few people that you can be completely open with since there's very little I don't know.
[ He smiles. ]
Good.
Glad you see it that way.
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Date: 2024-03-05 02:12 am (UTC)You're welcome?
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Date: 2024-03-05 04:09 am (UTC):)
So, do I have a deadline for love?
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Date: 2024-03-05 04:46 am (UTC):/
No. I've got plenty of time, apparently.
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Date: 2024-03-05 06:19 am (UTC)Privacy it is.
:P
Oodles and oodles.
Maybe you should just give up since I obviously have time on my side.
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Date: 2024-03-05 12:47 pm (UTC):|
Hm. Nah.
I’m really getting into the grove of it now. I think I’ll go another year.
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Date: 2024-03-06 02:24 am (UTC)I guess I should take the time and offer a no-cheating rule, huh?
Eating away something that'll have you think I won?
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Date: 2024-03-07 01:48 am (UTC)You can control what gets pulled away, you son of a bitch?
That went without saying, I thought. Yes.
If I can't remember how you got there, I wouldn't count it as a win.
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Date: 2024-03-07 02:23 am (UTC)I mean, sometimes.
Most of the time, it's just taking what I can to impede progress and not knowing what I snatched.
But you might feel excited and relieved.
"Oh, look at this new wonderful development. Life's gonna turn around now."
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Date: 2024-03-07 03:12 am (UTC)You're just taking and not realizing when you've stolen something important to me?
I'm going to fucking kill you.
No, I'll be paranoid at the development and think something's deeply wrong.
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Date: 2024-03-07 07:43 am (UTC)Oh, come on.
Which would you rather have: specific or a snatch-and-grab?
I am thinking of you here, buddy. I can't just have everything be easy for you.
Yeah... guess so.
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Date: 2024-03-07 02:35 pm (UTC)Neither! Fuck off.
You could let me know who I am, at very least! I don’t see how me forgetting that benefits you at all.
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